a nice morning can be twenty hours long, if you need
Bullshit….twenty four hours long
Let’s make it 48
it’s free real eldritch horror bf/gf
scruffing you and pulling you out of the tags @bird-cannibalism
dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you
- “jesus christ” “who’s that”
- “this is just like (tv show/movie)” “that’s my favorite play”
- referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as “bards”
- adding the word “fantasy” in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
- “how hurt are you” “on a scale of one to twenty-eight i’d say i’m at about a nine.”
feel free to add more
*shaking you by the shoulders* don’t you understand that Relvin Temult’s life is a tragedy?? The he knew Liliana was going to go somewhere else one day but he thought he’d be enough for her to want him with her and then he wasn’t and she slipped away piece by piece until she was gone?? that he didn’t want Imogen to be haunted by the same things as her mother but was utterly powerless to stop it and thought the best he could do was shield her from the little information he DID know before whatever got ahold of Liliana sunk its claws into her too?? that he watched imogen slip away, piece by piece and then all at once, just like her mother, and now there’s no need for extra kitchen chairs because there’s no one to have dinner with anymore so why bother??? have you read Our Wives Under The Sea????? You understand